on in her new look Sweetheart Homecoming Dresses , and it’s no mistake.For those who haven’t enjoyed the parade so far, the criticism has most often come down to Cyrus seeming like the pawn in someone else’s grand gross plan.I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way ‘cool’ to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos.the one who got too wasted and got all embarrassing and will really regret it when the whole thing’s out on Facebook in 10, 9, 8, 7 .into the glossy world of fashion, has been brought on as one of Cyrus’s chief image-makers more or less proves that.Spray tan and a thong?a calculated hot mess.and you were going to rebel using sex as imagery, you wouldn’t make yourself look like Britney Spears.Spray tan and thong?That’s mom-sexy by now.And to be this generation’s Madonna, to be subversive, it can’t be like that.It can’t be Vaseline-lensed.So in come the monster rave shoes and creepy teddy bear onesies and the visible razor burn emanating from vertical hooch-strap.Here comes weirdo-ugly-sexy, something you do when everything under the sun has been done already.And as Cyrus will remind every interviewer, it has worked.She is on the cover of every magazine.When I type the single letter W into my Google browser today, the first suggestion the search engine provides is Wrecking Ball.In Miley’s world, that is the ultimate pop success.The problem for the rest of us is, now we have to get used to the look of it.RelatedThe twerking worked: Miley Cyrus album Bangerz debuts at Billboard No.Catherine O Hara, Sara CanningRated: PG-13Genre: ComedyDuration: 97 minutesRelease date: Oct 11, 2013Synopsis: A recently divorced man falls for a newlywed in Banff.Sometimes, midway through a movie, it becomes painfully obvious to the watcher that the film’s fortunes are resting squarely on the pretty shoulders of its attractive star.The Right Kind of Wrong is just such a movie.But even the majestic Rockies of Banff, Alta.Banff’s mountains get more close-ups than Sofia Vergara’s in this unfortunate Canadian wrong-com.Co-starring and sharing space with the scenery is True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten, playing a loutish Everyman named Leo Palamino.Leo splits his time between writing and washing dishes Cocktail Dresses , but he’s no George Orwell.Now there was a plongeur!becomes an Internet sensation.She leaves him, and they split custody of their cats, Snow and Balls.Guess which one he gets.Actually, the cats get quite a bit of screen time in this outing by Jeremiah Chechik, a longtime TV director, though he also made Benny Joon back in the day.There are several shots of pets watching people have sex, which preserves the film’s 14A rating, but made me wonder if any animals had been psychologically harmed.Despite being so publicly dumped, Leo remains upbeat, especially after seeing the lovely Colette (Sara Canning).She’s a vision in white, and he falls immediately in love, despite the fact that the white in question is her wedding dress.Her husband is played by Ryan McPartlin, whose jaw is so chiseled it might be made of the same material as the Banff background.Leo makes it his life’s work to woo Colette.well, let’s just say he’s got a lot of time to make her rethink her recent nuptials.The screenwriter, by the way, is Megan Martin, but she’s adapting Tim Sandlin’s novel Sex and Sunsets, so we can spread the blame around.The results are painful to behold, and I mean that literally.Cinematographer Luc Montpellier, who did such fantastic work on Sarah Polley’s Take This Waltz, seems to have stolen his film stock and camera lenses from a beer commercial shoot.Everything is so bright, it’s as if the sun were about to collide with the Earth.This might actually be a better climax than the one we get.Even the comic genius of Catherine O’Hara as Colette’s opinionated mom can’t salvage the picture.Though she steals every scene she’s in Celebrity Dresses , she doesn’t take the next logical step of running away and burying them.Ladies in red Carla Gugino and Sarah Paulson should thank their tailors: Gugino’s sinewy one-shoulder crimson was cut to fit and Paulson’s version with 3/4 sleeves was fashion forward meets prim, except the plunging crepe neckline that knotted casually below the sternum.She looked terrific, as did expectant Morena Baccarin in a empire chiffon gown that seemingly plucked from Van Eyck’s Arnolfini Portrait.And as Downton Abbey’s much-anticipated new season was premiering at home in England, star Michelle Dockery glided into the Emmys in a streamline Prada halter, tied at the neck with an exaggerated bow and with an unexpected burgundy skirt.Linda Cardellini’s Donna Karan Atelier gown was a series of cunningly-cut swirls, in a red-tinged magenta.Several other women opted for autumnal and berry shades, like Kaley Cuoco’s garnet Vera Wang tulle gown, Kelly Osbourne in Jenny Packham, Alyson Hannigan in plum flared Marchesa satin, Mindy Kaling in an aubergine sheath with embellished cutout neckline George Chakra, or Allison Janney, who showed a slash of leg in a feminine raspberry David Meister gown.Heidi Klum went the way of wine with a dress held up by an oddly futuristic (think black tie aboard the Starship Enterprise) sequined Atelier Versace turtleneck affair.ivory Marchesa gown because of the bold white straps that criss-crossed the bust.like American Horror Story’s Lily Rabe (in draped Vionnet) and breakout star Taylor Schilling, who proved chalk white is the new black in a Thakoon halter; Kate Mara, Padma Lakshmi and Emilia Clarke; Malin Akerman wore a traditional old-Hollywood fishtail flared strapless, Julianna Margulies’ simple white silk Reed Krakoff, with a scattering of painted black blossoms.And among our favourites of the night was Canadian actor Sandrine Holt, who wore an Honor gown that was referenced the Flapper era while being consummately modern.A close second, however, was Kiernan Shipka in a tea-length party dress.d blooms dotting the skirt.Also.